Spidey’s Sidekick

Just because you think it’s normal to dress up doesn’t mean your little foo foo dog needs clothing too. It’s a dog. Technically. Unknown
#Bullseye

Hi there. Thanks for the boobie selfie. Looks good. Areola is a tad big but I appreciate you pointing out the direct middle with that piercing. That helped me find the bullseye. Unknown
The Tractor Pull

Ugggghhhh, I’m just pissed I didn’t get to see them try to drive that tractor up the back of the car like 5 times ’cause you know that’s how they got it up there. Unknown