Red, White & Blue

She probably flew there to Walmart on a bald eagle too. Murrica! Unknown

Side Profile

Soak it in ladies, this is like the male version of side-boob. Kentucky

Booty Jorts

Ohhhhh, so that’s why they’re called booty shorts. Cause I can see almost your entire booty. Now it get it. Louisiana

Monday Be Like

Don’t look directly into the abyss. That’s how she gets ya, once you’re hypnotized you’re as good as gone. Texas