Red, White & Blue

She probably flew there to Walmart on a bald eagle too. Murrica! Unknown
Side Profile

Soak it in ladies, this is like the male version of side-boob. Kentucky
Booty Jorts

Ohhhhh, so that’s why they’re called booty shorts. Cause I can see almost your entire booty. Now it get it. Louisiana
Monday Be Like

Don’t look directly into the abyss. That’s how she gets ya, once you’re hypnotized you’re as good as gone. Texas