The Dirty Chair
Now I know why my wife insists we wash everything we buy before we use it. Didn’t think I’d ever get the clap from buying a patio set. Unknown
Cheap Tan
Gotta take advantage of summer while it’s here right? Although, piece of friendly advice, maybe remove the 1990’s neck choker or you’ll have a pretty rad tan line. Also, maybe don’t sunbathe on a car but I’m starting you off with small easily attainable tasks. Texas
Made Of Plastic
You’d figure when you turn yourself into a plastic sex doll you would love the attention, but I get the impression she is a bit annoyed. I can’t tell for sure, because of the permanent plastic sex doll look on her face, but I sense it. Alabama
Patch Adams
I stop and wonder for a minute if I’m too quick to judge when I assume he is bat shit crazy. But you would have to be crazy to spend all that time adding that junk to your clothing and still making it look worse. So I’m confident in my assumption. Unknown
