The Pony Express
Hop aboard the Pony Express. Getting you to your nightmares quicker than the rest! Texas
Bumper To Bumper
There has to be some sort of law against this right? I honestly feel like every driver on the road is in danger when you drive. Ohio
Let’s Party
Sometimes the acronym WTF truly isn’t enough. This is a full-fledge What The F*ck?!!?! Unknown
Brighten Up Your Day
I’m not gonna lie, that is actually kinda cool. But only if you’ve got an appropriate job for it. Like you work at a daycare or you’re a clown or something like that. If you’re the receptionist at my accountant’s office I’m gonna give you glares. Florida
