Hillbilly Hank

Don’t think the walking billboard was necessary to point it out to us. We’re pretty good picking up context clues. Colorado
Maximum Suction

That looks like it’s up there good and snug. Might have to do the drop squat maneuver to pull that wedgie out. Tennessee
Who’s The Dummy?

Ohhh this is creepy level > 1,000! Go away and never come back please. Wyoming
Bring Out The Gimp

Looks like you borrowed that outfit from The Gimp in Pulp Fiction. Unknown