Bedazzle That Sh*t
Actual years be damned, if you’re mentally young enough to bedazzle your car then you’re too young to drive. Pennsylvania
Cheap Uggs Online
Fake it ’til you make it sweetheart. Unknown
Exposed Bologna
Playing everyone’s least favorite Walmart game: Peak-A-Booty. Virginia
Twerk For Bonaroo
Ahh yes Bonaroo. A place all of those super stressed out 22 year olds can get away and just do them for a few days. Maybe if I’m lucky they can lecture me on how eating meat is just Trumps way of letting Russia control our minds. Tennessee
