So Hip

Bro you’re so hip it’s not even funny. Tattoos, flat-brim, oversized glasses and a freaking bird?!?! If only you played the accordion or something sick like that. Unknown
#PuppyMonkeyBaby

I’m sure some animal lover will tell me exactly what this is, but for now I’m calling it a monkey-muskrat thingy that I saw in that Madagascar movie. Unknown
Titty Pics McGhee

Smart move. You ladies can learn a thing or two from her. Always watermark your nudes so you know who leaks them. Unknown
Bringing In The Professionals

It’s a new era people, the tests these monks have to go through now are getting increasingly difficult. I don’t even think an actual monk has the patience and calmness to get through a Walmart shopping experience without blowing a gasket. Just not possible. Florida