For Prison
Looks like Bill got himself a new truck. Unknown
Woof, Woof, Woof
Why are you doing this to me? I love dogs. Don’t make me talk sh*t on them. This is your fault that I’m angry at them lady. Sure they’re hella cute, but they’re not suppose to be hella cute inside the store. Now kindly piss off. Unknown
Pool Pad
Finally the big box stores really come through with the bulk theory. You’re welcome ladies, Sams Club has you covered for those REALLY heavy flow days. Unknown
The Day After
Hope y’all had a kick ass 4th of July! Remember, since it fell on a Tuesday, everyone gets a free pass for being a hot mess at work today. That’s called freedom and we just celebrated it. Unknown
