Vrrooooooom

I’m sure Monster Energy drink is really excited to have their name attached to your Mad Max wannabe destruction derby car…Although, come to think of it, you really are their target market so maybe they are extremely excited about it. I can’t say. I don’t drink gasoline mixed with Kool-aid so I’m not in their […]

Possum Problems

Lets ignore the part where you’re in a store. Just set that aside. Why the hell do you have a pet possum? I can’t even dream of a more backwoods Deliverance type of scenario where you’re sitting in a rocker on your front porch petting your pet possum. Kentucky

Juicy Beef

Some of that juicy meat looks undercooked and some of it looks overcooked. Some of it is lean and some of it is too fatty. That’s why I can’t trust Walmart’s juicy beef. No consistency people. Florida

The Caboose

This looks like a magical train I’d get on if Willy Wonka was filmed all about a Walmart. Unknown