Foxy Brown

Thanks for ruining Foxy Lady for all of us. You’re making Jimi Hendrix turn over in his grave. Unknown

Shorty Short Shorts

Pro Tip: Leave a set of extra clothes at your significant other’s place so you don’t have to borrow her clothes. Tennessee

The Lone Stooge

Pretty pumped Larry from The Three Stooges is still alive somehow. Unknown

Frequent Shopper

I think our Plastic Sex Doll friend is taking to all this buzz lately. Ain’t nobody need to shop at Walmart as much as she is going there lately. Alabama