I Give You Crew Cut

Nice haircut. Did you tell the barber you wanted to look like a college kid that passed out on the couch with his shoes on? Unknown
Party On Wayne

Yeah we can see that. Nobody was going to give you a “I heart being a positive member of society” shirt. Unknown
Platform Shoes

The only time she can get physically close to a mail….ehhh ohhh! Cue the rimshot. Unknown
American Made

If you don’t love Jesus and Murrica then you can just get the hell on partner! Oregon