Caped Crusader

Not all heroes wear capes. However, it’s also true that not every person in a cape is a hero. Unknown
Gore-May Cupcake

That skirt is barely appropriate for your roller-derby league. It’s definitely out of bounds for general public. Indiana
Just A Juggalo

Just buying some puppies from a Juggalo in a Walmart parking lot. Typical Wednesday. West Virginia
#LegsForDays

Your butt looks like it just sucked on a lemon bro. Get it together. Kentucky