The Dog Turd

Why isn’t walking outside to look at the person’s car part of the driver’s license process? The DMV takes long enough anyway. Feel like this could prevent a lot of issues. Maryland
Get Ripped

Dude. Why would you bother putting a mascot head on? If I was that cut I’d never cover anything up. In fact, my wardrobe would consist of 7 pairs of underwear, 1 pair of sandals and a bow tie in case I get invited somewhere formal. That’s it…..Oh and no homo. California
G.O.A.T Status

Lady, you’ve already made the PoW Hall of Fame, no need to keep padding your stats. Alabama
Woke Up Like This

Why does it look like someone just found this picture of their great uncle from 1971? Oregon