Yo Ho! Yo Ho!

Care to drink mugs of ale with your fellow swashbucklers in ye Walmart parking lot? This be the ride for you! Kansas
Skid Row

You know they make something for that right? They are called diapers. Unknown
Getting With The Times

Well, Walmart is officially Trans(former) friendly. Your move Target. Unknown
Wipe Me Down

Go wipe bro. It’s been 20 minutes. Your body is trying to tell you something. Unknown