Turnin’ Tricks

Trading sexual favors for groceries I see. Bold move Cotton. California
The Butterfly Effect

I wish this was the movie Butterfly Effect so Ashton Kutcher could go back in time and punch you in the ribs. Rhode Island
WWIB: The Babysitter

We thought we’d play a fun little game today. In this scenario, you have to pick one to babysit your kids…and go. Canada
Wookie Mistake

Not the first time a girl asked me if I wanted to see her wookies. Also not the first time I’ve been disappointed after saying yes to that question. Pennsylvania