Hanky Spanky

Shoutout to Spanx for being this generation’s push-up bras a/k/a one giant lie. Georgia

The Genie

Can’t he use any of his magical Genie powers on himself? Arizona

The Solar Eclipse

This isn’t quite a total eclipse, but you’ll keep watching it anyway. Connecticut

The Pupoose

Just a man, his dog, his hog and the open road. Unknown