Stay Put
It’s not a real night out until you end up at Walmart with your friend pushing you around in a cart so you don’t wander your drunk ass off. North Carolina
Poppin’ Fresh
A great way to tell that your clothes are too tight and don’t fit would be when you go out in public and a crowd gathers to see what’s about to happen next. Unknown
Weekend Undies
When you’re trying to feel sexy but also need to be low-key about it so the other guys at the factory don’t find out. Louisiana
It’s So Fluffy!
Well the good news is that these creatures are rare and typically have never been seen so we should be good from here on out. Alabama
