Out of Order
You should have stopped after ‘out of order’. Unknown
Take Me Higher
Are jorts getting shorter or hip lines getting higher? These are the questions that aren’t quite keeping me up at night, but might interrupt a nap while riding in a car type thing. Wisconsin
Zombie Toddlers
If I turn into a zombie the safest place for you to hide would be a minivan because I literally wouldn’t be caught dead in one. Unknown
#BreakfastTime
Make sure you go after the breast, looks like it’s slim pickins on the legs Unknown
