Miss New Jersey
This is a great representation of tabloids. Just a bunch of ugliness I don’t care about jammed in my face for no reason. New Jersey
Casting A Wide Net
Wowzers what a crew. I don’t know much but I do know that if you go into that fishnet you won’t catch any fish. You’ll definitely catch something, just not fish. Unknown
Jump Around
Someone is bound to jump out and scream “What are those?!?!” any second now….where is a damn millennial when you need one? Alabama
Fall Fun
You think I could hire these dudes just to play some cool jazz every time I toss on my leggings, UGG boots and head to Starbucks for my pumpkin spice latte like the basic bitch I am? Nebraska
