Pube Patch

Some chicks dig landing strips on their guys. What’s weird about that? Unknown

Baby Monkey

Did you adopt that Puppy Monkey Baby from the awful Mt. Dew commercial or something lady? Unknown

Doing The Ratty Rat

Just wait until 2020 when it’s the Chinese Year of the Rat again. You can’t even begin to fathom the kinds of super powers that he’ll have. Unknown