M&M’s

Honestly, I’m not even sure you could give this thing away on Halloween. Illinois

Beads By Bree

Go ahead and keep Cam Newton & LeBron James. I like watching the knockoff Beats By Dre product commercials like this much better anyway. Iowa

That Time of Year

We always love to see your best People of Walmart Halloween costumes! Don’t forget to send ’em in so we can show your buttcrack to the entire world. Unknown  

Not Mething Around

You’re in public shopping, not smoking meth on an uncovered mattress on the ground. Put on a shirt. Unknown