Crack On Crack

My only hope is that when you bent down this low to get the good angle for this crack shot, somebody else got one of you from behind as well. Just a chain reaction of crack. Unknown

Pac Mentality

You’re like the Mrs. Pac-man of steel poles. Nom! Nom! Nom! Unknown

Conveniently Out

Still reliving the glory days of the 90’s by rocking that thong, studded belt and bedazzled ass jeans? Which you were probably still too old to be wearing in the 90’s by the way… Unknown

Cat Man

That actually seems quite on point. You look like a cat transformed to a person. Just kinda furry and unfriendly and you probably shit in weird places. Unknown