Forever 21

Yaaaa, I feel like you took the Forever 21 store name way to literally when you went shopping. Florida
#Bubbly

It’s like that Fizzy Lifting Drink from Willy Wonka. Except it has the exact opposite effect on my penis in this instance. Nothing is rising over here. North Carolina
Oops I Pooped

How to quickly turn your problem into someone else’s problem. Rhode Island