The Man, The Myth, The Legend
I hope that thing is a Delorean in disguise because I’m pretty sure you have to go back to like 2003 to get the OG Milf Hunter. Virginia
Everyone Shops At Walmart
Don’t judge Santa when you know damn well you’ll find yourself at Walmart in the next few days doing some last minute Christmas shopping yourself. Unknown
Party From North To South
Let me tell you a little something about Southern Santa. He doesn’t do velour pants. It’s hot as hell and comfort is king. Unknown
A Christmas Story
That feeling when you wake up on Christmas Day and watch A Christmas Story for 24 straight hours. Unknown
