Take Me Home
You better hurry home, you’ll look pretty stupid driving down the road with a pumpkin strapped to your roof. Florida
The Electrician
Wow. You literally don’t have a butt to hold your pants up. Which is about as helpful as that belt you’re trying to use. May I suggest entirely starting over and trying again? It’s really your only smart option. Unknown
Winter Whale
Ahhh yes, the arctic whale-tail. A much harder to spot species of booty crack. but when they surface they are a magnificent creature. Wisconsin
