#DickFace

Finally, I was able to see myself through my wife’s eyes. Michigan

Yards of Yarn

You know how many Cat’s Cradles I’d be able to pull off with that type of hair at my disposal?!?! Iowa

Try Before You Buy

Well good, now if you don’t like it you don’t even have to go through the trouble of returning it. Just set it right back on the shelf. Smart. Unknown