Nom Nom Nom

I see why you’ve got your underwear up high and out of his reach. Don’t want the Cookie Monster to eat them. Illinois

Batman On Steroids

Bro, you don’t wanna mess with him. He’s not just a Batman. He’s a Super-Batman…No I don’t know why he isn’t driving a Bugatti or something. Maybe he is incognito. Don’t ask questions, just don’t mess with Super-Batman. Unknown

Improper Touching

Honestly, what the actual f*ck? Was this the cover of your shitty underground rap cd or something? I’m so confused. This might be the first time I’ve felt empathy for a mannequin. Unknown