Mr. Socko

Clearly you paid someone to take this picture of you. Nobody sporting a shirt like that and Mr. Socko on their hand has any friends. Unknown

Booty Veil

That’s like an adorable veil for your booty. Congrats to whomever is marrying your ass. Unknown

Hippity Hoppity

As you get older & stop doing Easter Egg Hunts, the thing I look forward to is creepy Easter Bunny costumes! Unknown