Mystery Sack

I’d touch it but I’m worried that if I poke a hole in the sack there will be like a zillion who-knows-what type of bugs or something that come out to defend their turf. Could be killer bees, could be killer ants, could be killer Mike. Long story short, something that will kill you. Unknown
Hidden Treasures

For those times when you want extra seating in your house but don’t want anyone to see big couches taking up space. Ask any interior designer, this year’s hot color is camo. West Virginia
Real Nice

Look at Cousin Eddie taking a turn to Smartville and stocking up on his Christmas presents early when things are on sale. What guy. Texas