Crack The Whip

Honestly, unless your hair makes a crack sound like a bullwhip when you flip your head around I feel like you’ve wasted however many years it took to grow that. Truthfully even if it makes that whip sound you’ve wasted a bunch of years on that ponytail, but at least there would be like 3 […]

Peep Hole

Is that a TP tail or did someone just open up a little hole on a giant walking marshmallow peep? Florida

Bobble Addict

Fantastic, as if riding around with you wasn’t annoying enough, I’ve got to listen to 78 bobbleheads nodding up and down the whole ride. Wisconsin