Blood Stained Men

Wait, who’s taking a vote on this? Pretty sure for most of us that decision was already made for us and I for one appreciate not having to chose between a sharp object near my junk and having an anteater. North Carolina

Miss Lippy

Cruella Deville looking like she bought stock in Botox to try and find the fountain of youth! Texas

Chop Chop

You laugh, but if someone randomly busts out some chow mein at Walmart you’re the one that will be standing there unprepared and hungry. Unknown