Never Make Eye Contact

It’s like a Minion came to life and took human form….waaaaay less funnier in human form. Muuuuuch creepier. Unknown

Cure For An Upset Stomach

I guess that camo will come in handy when you’re being hunted inside the Pepto-Bismol factory. Unknown

Witch’s Finger

You know what I liked about The Secret Life of Pets? Nothing really, but for this joke, I liked that it was a secret. Meaning to lead that secret life they had to be left at home. It’s ok to leave them at home. It’s not ok for Louis C.K.’s character to show everyone his […]