Wrist Deep
“His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy” – Yaaa I think I figured out at least why his palms are sweaty. In fact, theres about to be vomit on my sweater. Mom’s spaghetti. Unknown
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
What actually comes to my mind every time I hear someone mention “The Odd Couple”. Unknown
Ho 4 Sho
Soooo you are just Nick Saban’s side piece or something? Which reminds me, I feel like I can say this with 100% confidence, but I believe every married man in Alabama would definitely not only allow Saban to sleep with their wife but would most likely brag to his friends about it. Fact. South Carolina
