Dookie Covered Drawers

Two things we can potentially learn here: (1) Don’t wrestle in white pants – OR – (2) If you dookie your white pants, go big time on it so it draws confusion and doubt. Mississippi
Red ‘Til I’m Dead

He might be the only person to age out and retire from a gang. Not sure what their pension is like, it’s never been done before. Unknown
Glazed Over

It’s tough to get a nice even glaze on such a round object. You gotta move around like the Earth’s rotation to get an even tan. North Carolina