Soft Boiled

Nothing gets the protein jacked through my system like some warm stinky soft boiled in my car eggs. #Gains Virginia

Shoot ‘Em Down

Huge shoutout to this wannabe model for proving that no matter the photo quality or how great your photographer is, a picture taken in Walmart is still #PeopleOfWalmart as f****ck. Unknown

Hammer Time

Listen, you’ve got to either be packing a hammer down there or you’re the smoothest talker ever to be pulling tail in that little ass two door car in a Walmart parking lot. Game recognize game. Unknown