The Shaving

I feel bad for all those super hairy dudes that need to go full body shave to keep cool in the summer. Clearly, not this guy, he’s just a weirdo but he got my brain juices flowing. Unknown

The Lite Life

Way to stay committed. We can call you like A LOT of different names, but hypocrite isn’t one of them. Unknown

The Nut Buster

Guys. Please do not be as stupid as I assume you’re going to be and put your nuts anywhere near her! Unknown