Oh, The Irony

Lady, I think you need assistance with more than just the self-checkout…wait. Actually, that might be all you need. Improve your ability to check yourself out before you leave the house. Unknown
Put A Feather In His Cap

Ah yes, the infamous Yankee Doodle Dandy. Unknown
Rocco’s Modern Life

It appears Rocco’s life is getting a little too modern if you ask me. Unknown