Waist Deep

You know it’s bad when I honestly have to applaud the fact you managed to put pants on because the rest of what you got going on leads me to believe most of the time that’s hit or miss for you. Unknown
Setting The Table

You ever have a tablecloth that just isn’t quite long enough to fall over the edge and you think if you just take it to the end of the table it will be fine? Spoiler alert, it’s never fine. Unknown
Tell Hell No

I always love when Jesus goes with guerrilla marketing tactics. My favorite part might be the “Tell Hell No” with the cross for the T. Florida