Kinky Karen

It’s like mid-striptease she realized she forgot the whipped cream and strawberries. I hope she untied her husband from that chair before she left. Unknown
Spray It On

Listen Jersey Shore, you’re opening up the refrigerator section, not the spray tan booth. Unknown
#PocketRocket

Hey pal, there’s only room in this store for one pocket hose. Gather yourself back up and move along. Indiana