Monster Mistake

I’m curious at how much sponsorship money Monster Energy would have to pay you to remove that tattoo? It can’t be good for their brand. Unknown

Got Corpse?

I’d like to point out that we are posting this because it’s weird and crazy to drive around in a hearse. NOT because we want it to be Halloween. It’s early August and you need to keep all your pumpkin shit and Halloween countdowns away. Already sick of stores putting out fall decorations. It’s August. […]

Double Negative

I can’t tell if wearing two shitty hats actually helps you out. Kinda like two negatives making a positive. My gut still says you’re hopeless though. Unknown