Blue Hue

Hey Mickey Blue Eyes. You’re no Hugh Grant. Unknown

Hey Cowboy

New York’s Naked Cowboy’s lesser known cousin Ron the Half-Naked Cowboy from Hackensack. Unknown

Doobie Brother

This guy went from “someone that would shoot at children for trying to get their ball out of his yard” to “guy who is so blazed on his porch he thinks little trolls are stealing his lawn ornaments so he shoots at them”. Unknown