Going The Distance

I don’t care what the fashion trend is, when your hips are a 1/4 mile from the bottom of your ass, hip huggin’ booty sorts aren’t gonna play. Unknown
Always Wear Protection

At least this dude is smart enough to have a mask on, everybody else in the store getting some sort of disease. Mark that down. Damn outbreak monkey. Unknown
Orange Is The New Black

I could be wrong, but I don’t think Walmart will accept your prison commissary balance to pay for things. Unknown