Washington’s Finest

That’s some serious fandom right there. You’d look ridiculous even if the Redskins were actually good. Virginia

Overnight Growth

Do you have anything that actually fits? I mean, even your feet aren’t able to get in the whole way! Unknown

Noel, Noel

Listen punk, I’m just starting to embrace Halloween. Don’t come at me with that Christmas shit yet. I’m not anywhere close to being ready for that. Unknown