Dookie Stains

Ok let’s just say accidents happen. We’ve all been tempted to eat at Golden Corral thanks to Jeff Foxworthy. But why are you gonna keep running errands after you poop yourself? Go home with your shame and clean up. Unknown
Hump It

I’m guessing that stud’s fee wasn’t anywhere near what Triple Crown winners pull down. Unknown
Sweet Baby Ray

Over time crack definitely takes it’s toll on your complexion. Very saggy and old looking skin. Unknown