It’s A Full Moon Tonight

And people wonder why I practically run my cart through the car wash with those cleaning wipes before I use anything at Walmart. Unknown
Sittin’ Sideways

People laughed at the Squatty Potty and it has probably made millions. Maybe this dude just invented a better way to shit?!?! Unknown
Guns Blazing

Not looking forward to seeing the status of those pistol fingers when they come out firing. Oklahoma