Clear As Crystal

Anybody trying to call her bluff? Anyone? No? No takers? Yeaaaah I didn’t think so. Unknown

Tricks, Not Treats

Pretty convenient if you’re just a naturally angry person, now you don’t even have to waste facial muscle movement. Just pair those with your resting bitch face and people will know they crossed the wrong woman. Texas

Dasher’s Dinner

I’m starting to get the picture on why you weren’t invited to play in any reindeer games. Unknown