Get Naked

It takes a lot of balls to not only walk naked through Walmart, but to do it in the refrigerated section. North Dakota

Basic Fabric

You look like Meatloaf’s less talented but equally annoying nephew. Virginia

Miss American Pie

Ah yes, once again proving two already known things: (1) Nobody likes the person who tries to start a chant and (2) You can’t give yourself a nickname. South Carolina