Smells Like Teen Spirit

Nothing says “rebel against society” like slutty goth selfie in the Walmart candle section. Unknown
New School vs. Old School

It’s like old school Santa & Millennial Santa! I’m a fan. Unknown
Heel To Toe

Bro, at a certain age you can put the heels away & go for comfort. I’m not sure what that age is, I mean you’re a guy so it’s always, but at some point even the ladies switch to flats. Pennsylvania