Tsk Tsk

Dammit. Why does something like this have to backfire so badly?! You go and do some straight up evil shit like putting super glue on the toilet at Walmart and you end up catching the rarest of odds – it happens to an adorable little girl. Soooo long story short, you took your legendary prank […]

Haven’t You Heard?

You know what, bird is not the word. The word is asshole. You are an asshole. Connecticut

The Sad Donkey

To be fair I basically act like Eeyore every time my wife drags me into Walmart anyway. Unknown