Ass Hair, Don’t Care

Little extra insulation to keep him warm this winter. Must be worth it, if I get one piece of hair on my back I itch all freakin’ day. Unknown

Wrap Your Present

Wrap it up this Christmas or you’ll end up with a little elf in 9 months. Unknown

The Santa Rollback

Oh hey there super sad and lonely Santa. Think I’ll just pass on getting any gifts this year, thanks. Ohio